Good old fashioned hating

December 13, 2011 § 1 Comment

Let’s talk about hate.

Everybody hates. It’s human and there’s no point in pretending any sane person can go through life without ever hating anything.

Now let’s talk about the haters coming out of the woodwork in response to Lowe’s decision to pull its advertising from the TLC show “All American Muslim.” I don’t think the majority have seen the show and that’s the problem.

For hate to work people, it needs legs, street cred, truth – seriously folks! Unless something crazy happened in the last episode, this show is more bland than Wonder bread.

Now, let me show you how it’s done friends….

The sets are so offensive! I mean, those hijab colors are SO unAmerican!!! How can she wear a pink bedazzled hijab?!?!? Bedazzling is reserved for southerners, people! Who do these mid-westerners think they are?!?!?

Forget it – that’s it. I’m boycotting Michigan. That state doesn’t care about America. It’s totally taking jobs from the rest of the country and trying to get our American high school football teams to do 7 on 7 drills instead of all American sprints. Screw them!

Forget those crazy religious people; I gotta get ready for work. Oh wait, I forgot to wear my cross, put my Jesus fish on my bumper, and tell a Jew she’s going to hell. Busy, busy day!

That’s how it’s done. At least at my kitchen table.

Tagged: ,

§ One Response to Good old fashioned hating

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

What’s this?

You are currently reading Good old fashioned hating at Moses & Muhammad walk into a bar....

meta

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 132 other followers

%d bloggers like this: